{"id":2269,"date":"2011-06-28T10:56:18","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T16:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/?p=2269"},"modified":"2011-06-28T10:56:18","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T16:56:18","slug":"turkish-delight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/?p=2269","title":{"rendered":"Turkish Delight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is here.\u00a0 And once again I&#8217;m reminded that I find the <em>idea<\/em> of summer to be much more appealing than the real thing.\u00a0 I like playing in the water, I like barbecuing, and because I work in education, summer still has that childhood association with &#8220;No school!&#8221;\u00a0 But ultimately the heat just kills me.\u00a0 I hate it.\u00a0 During the day, I don&#8217;t want to go out and do anything.\u00a0 I just want to stay where there&#8217;s lots of A\/C, and lots of Diet Mountain Dew and Coke Zero.<\/p>\n<p>To beat the heat, a couple of days ago my wife gave me an amazing gadget.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve just mentioned my <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">addiction<\/span> taste for soda (or pop, or &#8220;coke,&#8221; depending on where you live) and because my wife knows me and loves me, she got me a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sodastreamusa.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Sodastream<\/span><\/a>.\u00a0 Have you heard of these things?\u00a0 With one of these marvelous inventions, you can MAKE YOUR OWN CARBONATED BEVERAGES.\u00a0 It&#8217;s amazing.\u00a0 I have to admit I laugh like some kind of Willy Wonka mad scientist every time I make another fizzy bottle.\u00a0 So far, I&#8217;ve tried the diet root beer (pretty good), the &#8220;cola free&#8221; (a zero calorie cola more like Pepsi than Coke) and the &#8220;diet fountain mist&#8221; (an approximation of Diet Mountain Dew that misses the mark, but still tastes all right).\u00a0 But if you&#8217;re thinking of getting one of these, be careful what you try to carbonate.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve had a mishap or two&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>______________________________<\/p>\n<p><em>The Clockwork Three<\/em> has been released in Turkish.\u00a0 This is the cover:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/85843-Tiktaktak-Uclusu.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2270\" title=\"85843-Tiktaktak-Uclusu\" src=\"http:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/85843-Tiktaktak-Uclusu.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/85843-Tiktaktak-Uclusu.jpg 270w, https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/85843-Tiktaktak-Uclusu-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think the title is so awesome.\u00a0 Google tells me it translates into English as <em>Tiktaktak Trio<\/em>, which I assume means the &#8220;tiktaktak&#8221; is what it looks like.\u00a0 The onomatopoeic sound of a clock.\u00a0 This is cool to me because when I was brainstorming titles for <em>The Clockwork Three<\/em>, one that I considered for about five minutes was <em>Tick Tock<\/em>.\u00a0 So I got to see it in print, sort of, after all.<\/p>\n<p>______________________________<\/p>\n<p>The BEA folks have put up a video of the Middle Grade Editors&#8217; Buzz Forum online.\u00a0 My editor, Lisa, talks about <em>Icefall<\/em> (and <em>The Clockwork Three<\/em>) toward the beginning of the clip.  If you&#8217;re interested in watching it, you can do so <a href=\"http:\/\/bookexpocast.com\/2011\/06\/08\/2011-bea-middle-grade-editors-buzz\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">here<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And I think that&#8217;s all for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is here.\u00a0 And once again I&#8217;m reminded that I find the idea of summer to be much more appealing than the real thing.\u00a0 I like playing in the water, I like barbecuing, and because I work in education, summer still has that childhood association with &#8220;No school!&#8221;\u00a0 But ultimately the heat just kills me.\u00a0 [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,17,5,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-icefall","category-life","category-the-clockwork-three"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1mtjQ-AB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2269"}],"version-history":[{"count":35,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2306,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2269\/revisions\/2306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/matthewjkirby.com\/kirbside\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}